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New longest headed goal scored


When we bought you news of this headed goal from Norwegian Jone Samuelsen, which he scored from his own half, you were all like: "Woah!" and we were all like "We know, right?"

Happy day then dear reader, for a second farcical footy header has found the back of the net. Hit play and watch in awe as Ryujiro Ueda scores for Fagiano Okayama against Yokohama FC in the Japanese J-League

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