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New contender for miss of the season


Last week, Qatar striker Fahad Khalfan wowed ShortList with one of the worst finishes in footballing memory as his side lost to Uzbekistan.

Well, breathe a sigh of relief young Fahad, for you're blunder has been bettered. Step forward Borussia Dortmund's Jakub 'Kuba' Blaszczykowski.

The Polish winger managed to spoon his effort over the crossbar from 10 yards out with an open goal before him during the closing stages of their game against Freiburg.

Alas, unlike poor Fahad, Dortmund went on to win the match 2-1. Hit play.

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