We always knew that Lord Voldemort was by far the coolest character in Harry Potter. The rest of them are, let’s face it, the sort of people who’d corner you at a party and boast about how little gluten they’ve eaten that week. Old Volders, on the other hand, knows how to have fun. He’d probably wrench off part of his soul and make a horcrux out of the cat. Ledge.
Even more evidence of the Dark Lord's coolness is this magic cover of Uptown Funk, which was created by KFaceTV.
Harry Potter could never do something like this because you just know he dances like your uncle.