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Jeopardy Contestant Tells The Worst Story Ever

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Remember when you used to deliberately watch gameshows when you weren't feeling hungover or the remote hadn't been lost? 

Remember the awful bit when the host would ask the contestants to tell a funny story and the stories were usually not funny and really awful?

Well, nothing has prepared you for the total mind-numbing nothingness of this story told this week on Jeopardy.

Really.

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