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Jay Z's 99 Problems Illustrated

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We can't imagine that Jay Z really has many problems with his life. A stellar music career, a business empire, a beautiful wife and a new, bouncing baby.

But, then, perhaps Mr Carter does have a few daily travails, just like the rest of us. Bad hair days and constantly having to wipe dirt off one's shoulder must get rather wearisome.

The fantastic probs99 tumblr is in the process of imagining all 99 of Jay Z's supposed problems - one a day. We're up to #45, so we're nearly halfway through. We've selected our favourite ten below - we'll be sure to check back in in a month and a half's time with the best of the rest.

If you're a fan of the images, and Money Ain't a Thang, you can buy limited edition, signed prints from here.

(Images: probs99.tumblr.com)

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