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If Zelda had its own police


Some games wouldn't be worth playing if they underwent slightest of tweaks: if the aliens came in peace, Space Invaders would be hopeless. If Princes Peach just didn't like Mario, we'd never have bothered climbing down that pipe.

This new video from Dorkly follows such thinking - what if The Legend of Zelda had its own law enforcement? What if someone with even a vague link (sorry) to normal society were able to question why a small boy was being sent out to fight ultimate evil?

Turns out it wouldn't such an adventure after all.


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