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If Koopa Shells Had Feelings

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They're just the faceless footsoldiers of Bowser, and Mario regularly dispatches them with ruthless abandon.

But the latest episode of Pete Holmes' Realistic Mario shows everyone's favourite Italian plumber forced to consider the reality of his ritual slaughter of Koopa shells, and the tragic consequences of his actions.

Watch below for a hilarious, and heartwrenching tale.

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