"Daddy? When I grow up, can I be a eunuch? And can we get a dragon?"
What with the murder, nudity, murder, complex political story lines, incest and murder, it's understandable that no discerning kids TV network has approached George R R Martin to adapt of his A Song of Ice and Fire. It would be even less appropriate for children than In the Night Garden (seriously, that show is all kinds of warped).
Lil Thrones sees that inappropriate adaptation come true: created by late night US TV show host Conan O'Brien, it's a crotch-filled, blood-soaked cartoon introduced by Martin himself. We needn't tell you that it's for 18+ eyes only.
Maybe a spinoff show on the Adventures of Hodor could entertain a few younger watchers?