Jump to Main ContentJump to Primary Navigation
Top

If Game Of Thrones Was A Kids TV Show

gotkids.jpg

"Daddy? When I grow up, can I be a eunuch? And can we get a dragon?" 

What with the murder, nudity, murder, complex political story lines, incest and murder, it's understandable that no discerning kids TV network has approached George R R Martin to adapt of his A Song of Ice and Fire. It would be even less appropriate for children than In the Night Garden (seriously, that show is all kinds of warped). 

Lil Thrones sees that inappropriate adaptation come true: created by late night US TV show host Conan O'Brien, it's a crotch-filled, blood-soaked cartoon introduced by Martin himself. We needn't tell you that it's for 18+ eyes only. 

Maybe a spinoff show on the Adventures of Hodor could entertain a few younger watchers?

Related

camlan.jpg

Who said it: David Cameron or Tywin Lannister?

deathhero2.jpg

An Illustrated Guide To Every Game Of Thrones Death

game.jpg

Life After Death In Game Of Thrones

board game.jpg

The Coolest Game Of Thrones Merchandise

Top Gear.jpg

Are We Facing The End Of Man TV?

OLAJ_COSTER_WALDAU_saa2012.jpg

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau talks death, naked fans and his new film…

Comments

More

Watch Bradley Lowery’s classmates come together to sing for him

We're not crying, you're crying

by Tom Victor
23 Jun 2017

Science finds that couples that spoon have a better relationship

Wonder what this means for duvet hogs...

by Carl Anka
23 Jun 2017

Boys with older dads are more likely to be geeks, study shows

Now you know who to thank/blame

by Dave Fawbert
23 Jun 2017

You can now buy IKEA furniture on Amazon Prime

This is big

by Gary Ogden
23 Jun 2017

David Dimbleby kicked someone off 'Question Time' for being rowdy

Rock 'n' roll politics

by Carl Anka
23 Jun 2017

Jeremy Corbyn overtakes Theresa May for first time in PM poll

Everything's coming up Corbyn

by Alex Finnis
23 Jun 2017

Some people aren't happy about Grenfell Tower survivors' new homes

Residents lost their homes just last week

by Tom Victor
22 Jun 2017

Boys turn up to school dressed in skirts to protest shorts ban

That's one way to do it

by Carl Anka
22 Jun 2017

The Daily Mail is hilariously losing its rag over a Guardian cartoon

They've gone full breakdown

by Dave Fawbert
22 Jun 2017

Similar cladding to Grenfell Tower being used on 600 other high rises

Sadiq Khan has called for all of it to be removed

by Dave Fawbert
22 Jun 2017