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Hitchcock NES games


If there's one thing we want, it's more money. If there's another thing, it's more NES games. If there's another (slightly more specific) thing then it's NES games based on atypical films.

So while playing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles NES game is fun, sure, we've always had a hankering for something a little bit unconventional.

You can probably imagine our overwhelming pleasure at seeing these mock-ups for Hitchcockian NES games then. Created by the rather talented Joey Spiotto, they offer a glimpse into a world of classy Nintendo movie tie-ins. Just imagine trying to dodge that knife while taking a shower or trying to run from a set of video game birds.

Just to make it all a bit easier to imagine, you can find an 8-bit version of the Psycho theme at the bottom.



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