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'Haunted' Macbook Up For Sale On Ebay

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2007 Macbook for sale on eBay. One previous owner. 4GB memory. 13.3" screen. Haunted by a ghost.
 
Not the most inviting of eBay listings, we’ll grant you that, but at least the seller believes honesty is the best policy concerning the paranormal activity which surrounds his Apple product.
 
Along with going to the trouble of taking some photographs of it in a graveyard, he's got a pretty good idea as to how it became haunted: 'I 90% bet it was the time I left it in a graveyard next to an abandoned mental hospital all night by accident’.
 
He goes on: 'I noticed that ALL of my songs in iTunes had become scary or haunted. Second, the desktop background was changed to a scary photo. The following week, we (my wife, Barbie, and I) noticed some of our stuff around the house had been mysteriously rearranged.' He also adds that the device even levitates – a textbook ghost move.
 
Thankfully for bidders scared of bumps in the night, he also points out that the 2 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo device isn't possessed by an evil ghost, but a friendly one who helped clean the garage, prep his son for performing a rap song at a middle school talent show, and who was generally a 'rock solid friend and constant companion'.
 
The current bid at the time of writing ($3,100) suggests people aren't being put off by the chance of terror byte...
 

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