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Halloween made everyone's porn searches a hell of a lot kinkier

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“Trick or tre…..WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"

As you may have seen with your own eyes this weekend, or ‘eye’ if you went as Mike from Monsters Inc., Halloween revellers are becoming much less concerned with looking scary and much more concerned with looking sexy, promiscuous, on fleek. 

Basically, Halloween has been Kardashianised.

As Americans continue to use the 'holiday' as an excuse to get drunk and have fool about, a new sort of vain, hyper sexualised attitude has made its way to these shores, threatening the very traditions associated with this formally spook-tacular holiday. One in which people can dress as Naked Iron Man or Playboy Bunnies without even 'zombifying' them.

And it looks like this trend hasn’t been lost on porn viewers…

Pornhub, AKA the biggest porn site in the world (because you’ve probably never heard of it), has released a series of graphics charting the most searched terms during Halloween to show how crazy its users are about all things kinky and evil. According to the company, half of the terms didn't even feature last year.

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The phallic profile of this graphic can't be any coincidence, can it?

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Among sinister terms such as ‘Halloween Orgy’ and ‘school girl’ were more regular searches which wouldn’t have looked out of place on Google, so could the fusion of sexual fetish and Halloween is more mainstream than ever? 

Whatever the answer, whoever is having ‘zombie sex’ really needs to stop now.

[Via: Maxim]

[Images: Rex, Shutterstock]

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