Jump to Main ContentJump to Primary Navigation
Top

George Osborne Knows That Haters Gonna Hate And He Doesn’t Care

rexfeatures_1716289a (1).jpg


“George, honestly, don’t worry about it, just eat your dinner…”

“I can’t Frances, I’m too angry. I’m so angry I can’t even eat, it’s like my hunger is fuelled by anger and I’m stuffed.”

“Don’t be silly! Come on, just eat your food, you’ve got a big day tomorrow, doing all of your little budget.”

“Don’t tell me I’m silly, you don’t understand me… I’m tired of their ridicule.”

“You can’t do it George, you’ll look ridiculous. The entire world will think you’re a social media scaredy cat.”

“I don’t care! It’s done… can I have a biscuit?”

Related

libdemcorbyn.jpg

The Best 404 Error Pages on the Internet

Fifa1b.jpg

Where does FIFA go from here?

barclaysbank1.jpg

Is This Barclays Intern Scheme an abuse of human rights?

Irvine Welsh.jpg

Irvine Welsh: "Alex Salmond asked me to join the SNP"

election1.jpg

The Conservatives and Labour are effectively zombies

election6.jpg

Why election campaigns really mean nothing

Comments

More

Here's a list of all the weird shit people have left in Ubers

Who is leaving a lobster in an Uber and why?

by Emily Reynolds
30 Mar 2017

YouGov poll shows Brexiters want blue passports and the death penalty

Pounds & ounces and corporal punishment also very popular

by Dave Fawbert
29 Mar 2017

15 GIFs of Article 50 being triggered in real time

This is what taking back control looks like

by Alex Finnis
29 Mar 2017

S-Town is going to be your next true crime podcast obsession

You'll be hoping for an even longer commute

by Matt Tate
29 Mar 2017

Lego are hiring someone to literally just build models all day

Everything is awesome... as long as your CV is up to scratch

by Matt Tate
28 Mar 2017

Something terrible is happening in Mick Hucknall's bath

I wish I could turn back the years and never see into Mick's world

by Sam Diss
28 Mar 2017

James Blunt and Ed Miliband are bantering on Twitter and it's weird

Welcome to 2017

by Dave Fawbert
28 Mar 2017

Donald Trump is scared of coasters

Not rollercoasters, drink coasters

by Alex Finnis
28 Mar 2017

You can get your hands on a shiny new £1 coin from today

Money money money, it must be funny

by Dave Fawbert
28 Mar 2017

Val Kilmer is being really weird about Cate Blanchett on Twitter

Chill out, mate

by Emily Reynolds
27 Mar 2017