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George Osborne Knows That Haters Gonna Hate And He Doesn’t Care

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“George, honestly, don’t worry about it, just eat your dinner…”

“I can’t Frances, I’m too angry. I’m so angry I can’t even eat, it’s like my hunger is fuelled by anger and I’m stuffed.”

“Don’t be silly! Come on, just eat your food, you’ve got a big day tomorrow, doing all of your little budget.”

“Don’t tell me I’m silly, you don’t understand me… I’m tired of their ridicule.”

“You can’t do it George, you’ll look ridiculous. The entire world will think you’re a social media scaredy cat.”

“I don’t care! It’s done… can I have a biscuit?”

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