Some (daft) people say that Lionel Messi couldn’t do his thing on a wet Tuesday evening in Stoke but the much more important question is: could he skin Magneto?
In a very silly video created by professional stunt man Ronnie Shalvis, your favourite characters from pop culture (and Hermione Granger) have a little five-a-side kick about.
In it, Magneto is joined by Superman, Spider-Man, some guy with horns, Super Mario and many others. And by the looks of things, they’re all outrageous cheats.
Particularly Gandalf, who turns up and ruins the game by doing his you-shall-not-pass stick thing.
Same old Gandalf, always cheating.