Billionaire playboy with an animal fetish. Owns a dungeon. Favours tight leather outfits.
Frankly, it was only a matter of time before we saw Bruce Wayne digitally thrown into the Fifty Shades of Grey world, usurping the already nonsensical role of Christian Grey thanks to some clever editing.
YouTube maverick Josh Meeter is the chap responsible for this glorious mashup, riffing on the Fifty Shades trailer’s big tease of Mr Grey and swapping him for Christian Bale’s Wayne in some style. The terrible acting, dialogue and dismal chemistry of Sam Taylor-Johnson’s film only amplifies how brilliant the added Batman effect is.
“Do you have any interests outside of work?” asks Dakota Johnson's wide-eyed young journalist. “Cave diving,” comes Bale’s lucid reply, not skipping a beat. See? Genius. And just wait until they get to the Red Room.
This the mummy porn that Gotham deserves.