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Donald Trump keeps his ties together with scotch tape, ffs

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Oh come on, Donald. 

The ‘most powerful man in the world’ tapes his ties together. With scotch tape. Instead of just using a damn tie clip.

Donald Trump’s hair will vouch for the fact the wind is not his friend:

 

But as he disembarked Air Force One at Orlando International Airport on Friday, a breeze exposed another of his abominations:

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Sure, Trump isn’t a bastion of fashion. You just need to look at his suits to see that.

But what does this say about him? That he’s even more of a charlatan than we thought.  

Also that a guy who has nuclear codes hasn’t figured out how to wear a tie properly. 

It’s not even the first time he’s done it.

He. Taped. His. Tie. Together. At. His. Inauguration. 

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And also in the days following his inauguration, when he strayed from his signature red tie to a striped one. But still couldn’t find a tie tack. 

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Tbh, that tape is probably the strongest thing holding this presidency together.

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