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Dog Exposed As Car-Wrecking Vandal

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Dogs. They're nice, aren't they? Chasing sticks and rolling around and doing that thing where they look at you with a tilted head. NO. That's just what they do when you're looking. That's all propaganda. The true nature of dogs has been exposed in the below video.

The residents of Brampton in Cumbria were baffled as to who was causing slow punctures in a number of local cars. That is until someone set up a CCTV camera and caught the culprit red-handed. Or red-pawed. Jess, the guilty dog, has been apprehended and is now serving a life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs*.

Jess has been blamed for vandalising around 12 cars.

Keep an eye on dogs. They'll be holding up corner shops next.

* She's actually just being kept on her lead

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