Did you know that it costs more to insure a driver aged under 21 than it does to insure a driver with an existing criminal record? Poor youths.
It's this kind of thinking that we all seemingly overlook when watching our most beloved drivers cruise the streets of pop culture. All of us apart from the wise heads of Van Monster - which isn't Michael Bay's next title, but a business that know a thing or two about van insurance.
They've constructed an infographic that delves into the insurance breakdown of some of the most recognisable vans around, from The Mystery Machine to the Pussy Wagon.
Now we know the additional costs of corpse storage, our ambitions of opening a bespoke funeral service look like they've been scraped.
(Infographic: Van Monster; Mediaworks)