Jump to Main ContentJump to Primary Navigation
Top

Businessman to create real Jurassic Park

jurassic_park.jpg
clive_palmer.jpg
titanic.jpg

When you're a billionaire and you've already bought your own country, made your own movie and played catch with your own elephant, there comes a time when boredom sets in. What next?

If you're eccentric (read: insane) Australian moneybags Clive Palmer then you'll decide to pool a large amount of your funds into creating a real-life version of Jurassic Park.

According to The Sunshine Coast Daily, Palmer is in "deep discussion" with the scientists who messed with Mother Nature once before and produced Dolly, that creepy cloned sheep from the 90s.

Apparently, Palmer (who we assume only watched the first half of Jurassic Park) plans to make the cloned dinosaur part of a resort he owns in Coolum, Australia, alongside a giant London Eye-style wheel. You know, because the dino will need something to destroy after all.

The billionaire has also revealed his intentions to create a full scale replica of the Titanic.

Spoiler: none of this will end well.

(Image: All Star)

Related

615X330_fash_ford_170910.jpg

Meet Tom Ford (part two)

615x330_jpark.jpg

Alternative Jurassic Park posters

jp2 copy.jpg

Jurassic Park beetles

Comments

More

An insane spinning skyscraper is being built in Dubai

Literal 360 views

by Emily Badiozzaman
21 Feb 2017

Donald Trump owns 3,643 websites about himself

Including DonaldTrumpSucks.com

by Emily Badiozzaman
21 Feb 2017

Woman who found £5 note worth £50,000 donates it to help young people

There's now only one of the four special notes left out there to find

by Emily Badiozzaman
21 Feb 2017

Science has solved the ketchup bottle problem

Finally you'll be able to get that last bit out

by Emily Badiozzaman
21 Feb 2017

There's a Finnish word for drinking at home in your pants & we love it

Pull your damn socks up, the English language

by Sam Diss
21 Feb 2017

Sir David Attenborough and Blue Planet are coming back in 2017

If it's anything like as good as 'Planet Earth II' then we're in for a treat

by Alex Finnis
20 Feb 2017

Dad's rant about his ex-wife goes viral for all the right reasons

Parent goals

by Emily Badiozzaman
20 Feb 2017

Someone perfectly remixed a Donald Trump superfan to Eminem's 'Stan'

I love you Trump, we could have been together

by Emily Badiozzaman
20 Feb 2017

You can now buy 'luxury iceberg water' for £80

Water joke

by Dave Fawbert
17 Feb 2017

There is an eighth continent that you had no idea existed

Move over Australasia, there's a new kid in town

17 Feb 2017