Jump to Main ContentJump to Primary Navigation

Build-Your-Own Zombie Shelter For £70,000


Do you sleep with a baseball bat under your bed? Are the tools in your shed arranged in order of most- to least-effective at skull crushing? Does your basement contain a year's supply of fresh water and tinned food? Then you seriously need to reconsider your Walking Dead viewing habits.

But should thoughts of the inevitable zombie apocalypse really keep you up at night, best ask for a brochure from the like-minded (and PR hungry) folk at Tiger Log Cabins. You'll be particularly interested in their new ZFC-1 model - the Zombie Fortification Cabin. 

Zombie cabin
Zombie cabin

Measuring a sizeable 44 by 30 feet, the ZFC-1 is built to survive and undead army: protected by re-enforced slit windows, strengthened walls and doors and a barbed wire surround, it features an upper deck on the roof of the main building to give an overview of any shuffling uprising. The cabin itself contains living quarters (complete with sound system turntables), kitchen, two bedrooms and storage centre. Given that no one knows how long you might be trapped waiting for the end of the world to pass, there's also a gym area and a fortified garden to grow your own food.   

You're going to need to be deadly certain the final days are on the horizon to warrant investing in this garden house with a difference: it costs a cool £69,995, with installation an additional £12,995 (unless you really want to trust your survival to your own DIY skills). Optional extras include a Big Bear Water Cannon, flame thrower and £3,000 riot armour suit. Safe to say, a weapons stash isn't included. 

Happy building - and remember, aim for the head. 

Zombie cabin
Zombie cabin

(Images: Tiger Log Cabins)

[Via: Geekologie]



Dog Hijacks Weather Forecast


Essential Anti-Monster Emergency Kits


The Evil Within's sinister trailer


Animated Shaun Of The Dead Cameo On Phineas And Ferb


The Ultimate Resident Evil Quiz


Gory Resident Evil remake trailer



Male contraceptive jab now as effective as female pill

Research says it's almost 100 per cent successful

28 Oct 2016

Michael Moore just explained why Trump will win the US election

“Trump’s election WILL be the biggest 'fuck you' recorded in human history"

by Tom Fordy
28 Oct 2016

The unwritten rules of travel etiquette

We've written them down, so now there's no excuse

by David Cornish
27 Oct 2016

World on track to lose two-thirds of animals by 2020

*Slow hand clap*

by Tom Fordy
27 Oct 2016

Danny Wallace on a case of mistaken identity at the supermarket

26 Oct 2016

There's an adult-sized version of the toy car we all had

Forget your Ferarris, this is where it's at

by Dave Fawbert
25 Oct 2016

Obama just obliterated Trump On Jimmy Kimmel's 'Mean Tweets'

The bewigged one just got served

by Joe Ellison
25 Oct 2016

Stephen King teased Donald Trump story and Twitter reacted wonderfully

We can't think of many scarier things than this man as President

by Tom Fordy
24 Oct 2016

This American listed everything we Brits do better than our US cousins

Including cheese, sarcasm and knowing which bit of your body to hit a ball with

by Tom Fordy
24 Oct 2016

Scientists claim they've solved the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle

About bloody time

by Tristan Cross
24 Oct 2016