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Build-Your-Own Zombie Shelter For £70,000

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Do you sleep with a baseball bat under your bed? Are the tools in your shed arranged in order of most- to least-effective at skull crushing? Does your basement contain a year's supply of fresh water and tinned food? Then you seriously need to reconsider your Walking Dead viewing habits.

But should thoughts of the inevitable zombie apocalypse really keep you up at night, best ask for a brochure from the like-minded (and PR hungry) folk at Tiger Log Cabins. You'll be particularly interested in their new ZFC-1 model - the Zombie Fortification Cabin. 

Zombie cabin
Zombie cabin

Measuring a sizeable 44 by 30 feet, the ZFC-1 is built to survive and undead army: protected by re-enforced slit windows, strengthened walls and doors and a barbed wire surround, it features an upper deck on the roof of the main building to give an overview of any shuffling uprising. The cabin itself contains living quarters (complete with sound system turntables), kitchen, two bedrooms and storage centre. Given that no one knows how long you might be trapped waiting for the end of the world to pass, there's also a gym area and a fortified garden to grow your own food.   

You're going to need to be deadly certain the final days are on the horizon to warrant investing in this garden house with a difference: it costs a cool £69,995, with installation an additional £12,995 (unless you really want to trust your survival to your own DIY skills). Optional extras include a Big Bear Water Cannon, flame thrower and £3,000 riot armour suit. Safe to say, a weapons stash isn't included. 

Happy building - and remember, aim for the head. 

Zombie cabin
Zombie cabin

(Images: Tiger Log Cabins)

[Via: Geekologie]

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