He's all over your telly, isn't he? On Sunday morning his sad face staring back at you as Eddie Mair moved in for the kill. Then he was all over the news, before last night's entire Boris-focused documentary. It's a TV Johnsonathon!
Well ShortList's video mixer Darren Dutton has imagined a world where BoJo even appears on Take Me Out. Let's just say he has er, mixed success.