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Boris Johnson's Sharpie-owning neighbour is a blessing to Britain

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"It was just a dream, dream, dream, dream." These are the words we wish could've echoed around your head this morning, after the news broke last night that Boris Johnson is Britain's new foreign secretary.

But alas, it is true. And although Twitter reacted as perfectly as Twitter normally reacts (laugh through the tears, people) there is one hero in all of this. 

Boris Johnson's sharpie-owning neighbour plonked a sign in front of their home, and Sky News caught the wonderful thing on tape. 

No word yet on who this mysterious hero is, but we'd like to thank them for: 1) their beautiful font choice, and 2) summing up how pretty much all of us are feeling right now. 

BJ

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