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Arnold Schwarzenegger did the most Arnie thing ever and got chased by an elephant

This intro is irrelevant. You are not reading it. You were far too excited to watch Arnold Schwarzenegger get chased by an elephant. You have no time for words.

We could write whatever we want here. We could write horrible, untrue things about you. You'll never read it. But we won't, because we want to get back to watching Arnold Schwarzenegger get chased by an elephant.

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