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All Of Sylvester Stallone's Screen Kills In One Video


On the big screen nobody kills as effectively as Sylvester Stallone. That’s now a fact.

There’s a point in Hot Shots: Part Deux when Charlie Sheen’s ammo-spilling Rambo spoof Topper Harley racks up a body count of well over 280, making it, as the subsequent graphic reveals, the ‘Bloodiest Movie Ever’.

Well thanks to the time wasting geniuses known as Auralnauts, we now know that Stallone has far eclipsed this total by himself. Having once given us the body count for Arnie’s film career (509), the team has now chronicled every cinematic kill Sly is responsible for in an epic and highly enjoyable 35 minute video. Yes, 35 minutes of nothing but Stallone killing people. Glorious.

Knives, machineguns, electric fences, futuristic cars – you name it, Sly can kill with it, as he’s proven by murdering some 539 people on screen over the last couple of decades. A frightening number, it's slightly above Arnie's tally; though, if you think about it, the pair’s combined total reaches well beyond 1000 kills – a genocide of bad guys, basically.

And with another 14 Expendables films surely imminent, expect to see more fake blood on the hands of this Hollywood hero before long.



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