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Porcupine, Why You No Share?

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It is a common fact that the owl is the rudest animal on earth. All pompous and holier than thou. You aren't all that, owls.

Porcupine's on the other hand tend to be shy, retiring types. Keep themselves to themselves and just get on with it. The engine room of the animal world, if you will.

This bad-mannered spikester is the exception to that rule. When handed some corn he refuses to share and even drops a big fat F-bomb in the process.

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