Tired of staring at an Instagram feed full of pictures of coffee cups and hyperbolic selfies? Then hit follow on these accounts, arguably some of the most insane people to ever apply a filter to a square based photograph. It goes without saying but, don't try any of this at home, yeah?
A psychologist has discovered why it feels like you have no free time
"I can't, I'm busy" - you, alwaysby Gary Ogden
People are putting up 'strong and stable my arse' posters in London
They've had enough of Theresa May's relentless sloganby Dave Fawbert
Dinosaur update: A T-Rex's bite would cause your bones to 'explode'
Which sounds both amazing and incredibly painfulby Gary Ogden
Amazon are probably bringing their 'no queues' supermarkets to the UK
Go in, pick up what you want, walk straight back out againby Gary Ogden
The Rock announces bid for president with Tom Hanks as running mate
Well it gets our voteby Dave Fawbert
Bentley have FINALLY made a car specifically for falcons
How have we lasted so long without it?by Gary Ogden
Danny DeVito makes a critical intervention in the UK general election
It looked like it was all over, until this one crucial tweet...by Tom Mendelsohn
This adoption advert for an "utter bastard of a cat" is 10/10
His name is Lord Bigglesworth, and he hates youby Gary Ogden
The Tories want to have more power over what you do and say online
They want to regulate the likes of Google and Facebookby Tom Mendelsohn
Julian Assange rape investigation dropped; what happens next?
Will he finally be able to leave the Ecuadorian embassy?by Dave Fawbert