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Pakistan bans term 'Monkey Crotch' from text messages

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Pakistan's Telecommunications Authority has banned more than 1,600 words for being offensive, from being used is SMS, starting right now.

The blacklist contains 1,109 English and 586 Urdu words an there are some surprises in there. "Condom", "intercourse" and "breast" have been given the boot, but the real odd inclusions are 'Monkey Crotch' and 'Glazed Donut'.

Check them out:

Flogging the dolphin

Athlete's foot

Monkey crotch

Back door

Bewaquf (foolish)

Bakwaas (nonsense)

Wuutang (a presumed reference to American rap group the Wu-Tang Clan)

Deposit

Black out

Drunk

Flatulence

Glazed Donut

Harem

Jesus Christ

Hostage

Murder

Penthouse

Satan

Idiot

Damn

Deeper

Four twenty

Go to hell

Harder

Looser

No sex

Quickie

Fairy

The full, NSFW list is here.

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