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This man deep-fried water and we’ve now witnessed true magic

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Look at him. Look at how happy he his.

That's the face of a man achieving greatness. That's the face of a man defying the odds. That's the face of a man refusing to take no for an answer, and showing the world what humankind is made of. 

YouTube user Jonathan Marcus, who is probably a wizard, has deep-fried water.

One more time - Jonathan Marcus, who has clearly sold his soul to the Devil and may well decide to use his powers for evil at a later date, has taken water, and deep-fried it.

Sticking a middle finger up to the laws of nature, Marcus, the male witch, took some water, cast a spell on it, battered it, and threw it into hot fat. Here's the video evidence.

 

Marcus attempts to explain the scientific process behind his magic as "frozen reverse spherification", which is exactly the kind of thing a wizard would say to try and hide his super powers from the world. Nice try, pal. 

It probably goes without saying, but unless you're a wizard too, maybe don't try this one at home. We'll let the brave boys of South Yorkshire Fire & Rescue show you why.

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