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The Rice Krispies Burger

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‘Snap, crackle and pop’ – what’s that sound? Oh, just the sound of your arteries clogging to the point of eruption after a few mouthfuls of this devilish creation.

This, you see, the latest diabetic coma in waiting disguised from US-based Vulgar Chef, is the 'Rice Krispie Treat Burger', comprising one fat patty, bacon and peanut butter, all sandwiched inside the sweetest bun of all.

The sheer fact that the latest culinary beast to feature on the curse-happy food blog is accompanied by the sole sentence, 'because fuck you' really is everything you need to know about the creative process behind it - which, if 13-year old boys were the ones handing out Michelin Stars, we're sure would have reaped plenty of them.

But what it lacks in vegetables, it more than makes up for as a viable breakfast alternative, much like the Poptart Burger.

[Via: Vulgar Chef]

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