One of the major problems we have in life is that it's not possible for everything we consume to be connected to burgers. Sure, we can eat burgers for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but what do we wash it down with? A 'normal' drink.
But this is where the amazing Pornburger's latest creation comes in to save the day. 'The Liquid Diet' is a White Castel infused Bulleit Rye, stirred with spicy pickle juice, tomato water, a dash of liquid smoke and with a burger salt rub on the rim. Plus - its crowning glory - you can drink the whole thing down with a bacon straw.
Now there's no need to ever consume anything that isn't burger-themed. What a time to be alive.