Here's the ultimate birthday tipple.
New York-based Birthday Cake Vineyards are offering a series of wines that have been specially developed to taste like cake.
Flavours in the new range include Strawberry Shortcake, Blackforest Cake, Cheese Cake, and Coffee Cake.
And it's not just the sensational taste of cooked cake that's on offer, either. There's even a "cake batter" flavour.
According to their website, Birthday Cake Vineyards' wines are, "simply delicious, yet none of our blends are cloying, rich or overly sweet, so they can be consumed anytime, for virtually any occasion, with or without a meal."
Just like all that not-rich, not-overly sweet, any-occasion birthday cake we eat all year round. With or without a meal.
However crazy this range of drinks sounds, it has our interest. Plus, this is one wine bottle that, once you've drunk its delicious eccentric liquid, deserves to have a candle stuck in the top and live on as a candlestick. Just to stick with the birthday theme.
Surely, they're on to a best cellar.