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McDonald’s food being put into a juicer will put you off fast food forever

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As unswerving as the bolted seats inside its restaurants, McDonald’s rarely lets you down.

It fills a hole. It dilates your pupils. It saves you money. It also, understandably, does nothing good for your innards - which, in case you needed reminding, has been highlighted by this terrifying video.

From the mischievous minds of Bad Things For Bad People, it sees the gang putting this sugary, syrupy food into a juicer, pulverising nine cheeseburgers, ramming some fries down into the belly of a slicing machine and washing it all down with a nice big Coke.

Needless to say the results are stomach-turning, which makes it all extra funny when one of the team is handed a glass of the stuff. He drinks it, he actually drinks it, attempting to down as much as he can before erupting with laughter and spilling the sloppy brown remnants all over his shirt.

KFC's healthy right? Right?

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