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David Lynch Donuts Are Coming

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There are several things David Lynch absolutely loves: being weird, dwarfs, coffee and donuts.

He's already released his own brand of coffee and now Lynch-inspired donuts are on the way. The bad news is that the four flavours will only be available in America, first at the opening of David Lynch: The Unified Field, a forthcoming exhibition at Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts. After that they'll be sold in Federal Donuts stores around Philadelphia. In short, this is great news if you live in Philadelphia, mild torture if you don't.

The four flavours will be Good Coffee, Cherry Pie (Go Twin Peaks), Chocolate Malted, and Blue Velvet. What does Blue Velvet taste of? Who knows, but probably sickly sweet on the surface and then much darker and bitter underneath.

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