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A guide to the secret (awesome) menu that McDonald's and Burger King don't want you to know about

Deny it all you want, fast food is fricking delicious.

Sure, things like quinoa might have a load of invisible health benefits that make you live forever but the humble burger or butty have super powers that make you feel fuzzy-wuzzy.

Now imagine, if you will for just one second, that fast food could be even better.

"Lies!" you shout. We know, it sounds bonkers. Well, welcome to the world of ‘The Secret Menu’. A menu kept from you by leading food venues the world over, a menu that’s limited only by your dreams.

Once a secret list held dear by legions of greasy foodies, ApplianceCity have rounded up the best so that you may never again be without such treats as The McGangbang.

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