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Bar Refaeli

Leonardo DiCaprio must be mad

The end of a relationship is never pretty, what with all those petty texts at four in the morning, having to divvy up the DVD collection ("But we enjoyed Sex and the City") and drinking ourselves into a stupor every evening.

However, before we risk sounding too soppy, we can’t muster any sympathy for Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli who recently split from long-time squeeze (reckon we could get a job on a girly magazine? No, not that type of girly magazine) Leonardo DiCaprio. How so? Well, she’s a supermodel. Look at her. Seriously, look at her.

We like looking at her. And we like to think that Bar (what a name) likes us looking at her. We think she’s going to be ok. And if she ever needs a shoulder to cry on, lean on or casually flick every 20 minutes or so, we’ll always be here. For ever and ever. Waiting for the call. Just waiting…

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