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Watch this policeman cheat death by surviving a spectacularly dangerous bike crash

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Brace yourselves, you lot, this is gonna smart. A video has surfaced of a policeman careening down a flight of stairs on his bike, in what can only be possibly described as one of the most painfully extreme videos in existence.

The terrifying crash occurred during a demonstration in front of a class of horrified children, who were being told how to safely descend a flight of stairs on their bike.

Are you ready for this? I don’t think you are (NSFL):

Horrendous, isn't it?

OK, I may have misled you a bit there, but isn’t that video even better than you had expected? I absolutely love underwhelming falls – sometimes they’re better than the big ones, aren’t they? Like this one:

Or this, eight minutes of purely unspectacular falls – it’s one of my favourite videos on the internet:

You’re welcome.

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