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Super Hans is going to become a real life DJ

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So Peep Show is over, and if you're anything like us, life hasn't quite been the same since Mark and Jez and the rest of the gang left our lives.

But don't despair, because we finally have something to look forward to: Super Hans is going to become a real-life DJ.

Yes, the legendary party animal/electroclash musician/snake enthusiast Hans, played by Matt King, announced the news via Twitter yesterday:

Forget Adele, if they can book Super Hans for Glasto, that'll be all that anyone will be talking about.

So, what can we expect from a Hans DJ set?

Well...

Probably no Coldplay

 

Some serious moves, and possibly some guest reptiles

 

Music industry 'suits' will not be welcome

Mark could come along and pretend to take Ecstasy

We know which pub he'll be playing first

Swan and paedo

He'll almost certainly attempt to create a powerful sense of dread

Don't hold out for any LCD Soundsystem or Foo Fighters

It could get seriously out of hand

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