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A Game of Thrones virgin guessed the plots of key episodes just from their titles

Words: Amelia Tait

Hi, everyone. Welcome. Take a seat. I have a deep, dark, and terrible confession to make. I stole my housemate's Grab Bag of Wotsits and ate them with a spoon so the telltale dust would not stain my fingers. But also, ALSO, I have never seen Game of Thrones

Like early Christians, or people who wear fishnet gloves, I belong to a group of highly persecuted individuals whose only crime is crusading against society's stringently-enforced norms. So, in my final act of rebellion (slash to feel less cripplingly, cripplingly alone) I decided to guess the plots of infamous Game of Thrones episodes - just from their titles. 

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