Jump to Main ContentJump to Primary Navigation
Top

A Game of Thrones virgin guessed the plots of key episodes just from their titles

Words: Amelia Tait

Hi, everyone. Welcome. Take a seat. I have a deep, dark, and terrible confession to make. I stole my housemate's Grab Bag of Wotsits and ate them with a spoon so the telltale dust would not stain my fingers. But also, ALSO, I have never seen Game of Thrones

Like early Christians, or people who wear fishnet gloves, I belong to a group of highly persecuted individuals whose only crime is crusading against society's stringently-enforced norms. So, in my final act of rebellion (slash to feel less cripplingly, cripplingly alone) I decided to guess the plots of infamous Game of Thrones episodes - just from their titles. 

Related

ramsay.jpg

Game of Thrones: 5 biggest moments from Episode 9, Season 6

got.jpg

A new power couple could be on the cards in Game of Thrones

rexfeatures_4604632g.jpg

Kit Harington: "It was time to f*ck off from the Wall"

ScottIan.jpg

Watch Game of Thrones turn a heavy metal superstar into a White Walker

got.jpg

Did you notice that this Game Of Thrones actor played two Lannisters?

gameofstewie.jpg

This mashup of Stewie from Family Guy & Tyrion Lannister is perfect

Comments

More

Piers Morgan is wearing a Tottenham shirt for Comic Relief

No Piers on Twitter - relish this day

by Matt Tate
24 Mar 2017

Stephen Hawking holds auditions for a new voice in hilarious clip

The legendary scientist's teamed up with Comic Relief

by Dave Fawbert
24 Mar 2017

'Malcolm in the Middle' is the greatest show in the history of TV

Nothing will ever top it

by Gary Ogden
23 Mar 2017

Contestants complete year in Highlands to discover show was cancelled

They're been living in the wilderness for a year for nothing

by Dave Fawbert
23 Mar 2017

Wheel of Fortune contestant scuppered by his own horny mind

Oh, mate...

by Matt Tate
22 Mar 2017

British people officially prefer Dec to Ant

Well, well, well

by Matt Tate
22 Mar 2017

Rob Lowe is turning paranormal investigator in a new reality TV show

'The Lowe Files' will look into unsolved supernatural mysteries, for some reason

by Tom Mendelsohn
21 Mar 2017

Bryan Cranston will lie to get these puppies a home

Would adopt

by Matt Tate
21 Mar 2017

Here's how to make the Flaming Moe from 'The Simpsons'

Ahh, sweet liquor eases the pain

by Emily Reynolds
20 Mar 2017

This is why the legendary roof pizza in 'Breaking Bad' was unsliced

This show genuinely had every base covered

by Matt Tate
20 Mar 2017