It's a quiet Thursday night. Your crush is on their way over.
You've prepped the sofa - cushions are fluffed, blanket folded and in plain sight. All you need now is to change into some joggers and line up the perfect Netflix series.
But it's not as simple as that. With the runaway success of Making a Murderer, all your suggested shows run along similar lines. Documentaries about cocaine dealers. Dramatisations about cocaine dealers. Interviews with reformed cocaine dealers.
Netflix & Chill has rapidly become Netflix & Cringe - as the following parody by the comic chops of College Humor makes clear.
Time for a new streaming subscription? We hear the Disney Life collection is pretty easy going...