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5 Brutal times Claude Littner unleashed the pain on The Apprentice


Lord Sugar's baldheaded business supremo Claude Littner has just been announced as the show's new advisor, taking the reigns from old favourite Nick Hewer. 

Littner is a long time friend of Lord Sugar and currently chairs a number of Lord Sugar's companies and has previously been a big part of the show's infamous interview where he regularly puts candidates through their business paces. Usually culminating in a stomach clenching verbal takedown that would make Roy Keane weep.

Here's a look at his best put-downs and a little clue as to what we have to looking forward to...

01 "You're a parasite.”

02  “You’re not a big fish, you’re not even a fish.”

03  “If you don’t know your own turnover that’s a pretty sad indictment of your business.”

04  “You’ve given me pictures of sailboats? What is that? You’re taking the piss.”

05  “Do you think ignorance is a good quality?”



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