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There's something very odd about this Ronaldo goal and it could prove he's a robot


Did you see Cristiano Ronaldo's showstopping goal against Roma the other night? Glorious wasn't it? Did you notice that it was identical to one he scored nine years ago? Probably not - in fact you already probably think we're exaggerating but we're not just talking 'similar', we're talking the exact same goal. 

The type of goal that only a robot programmed to score goals would score. It's the kind of thing you see in games of FIFA, the kind of thing that would make conspiracy theorists claim that we live inside a Matrix-like machine and that global warming is simply a social construct to stop us waking up and smelling the android coffee.

Or, it's the type of goal that shows that Ronaldo spends a bazillion hours a day practicing set pieces like a 14-year old practices the opening chords to Smells Like Teen Spirit. Either way the similarities spotted by our brothers over at Mr Hyde are incredible.

Check it out and drop Mr Hyde a like on Facebook by clicking here.

Cristiano Ronaldo scores two identical goals

Cristiano Ronaldo scored literally the exact same goal against Roma last night as he did versus Dinamo Kiev 9 years ago. The Matrix is glitching.

Posted by Mr Hyde on Thursday, February 18, 2016



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