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If the days of the week were Top Trumps

One thing we all have in common, as humans, is that we all experience each day of the week, every week. This is unavoidable, unfortunately, as otherwise, every day would be Saturday in my world, and judging by the way I treat a week with only one Saturday in, it would spell trouble for almost every physical and mental part of my being.

At present, though, it’s not like that – we have to wander through each and every one, good or bad, and get on with it.

But which is best? Well, it’s Saturday, obviously, but what about the others, where do they come?

It’s a difficult question, but hopefully I’ve found the answer. Behold, every day of the week as a Top Trump playing card.



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