The Foo Fighters have addressed absolutely every rumour, report and tidibit of gossip with one very official band announcement on their YouTube channel.
It’s worth watching.
In summary: No, they’re not splitting up, not now, not next week, not anytime soon. And no, Dave Grohl is absolutely not starting an electronic rap career. More power to ya, Dave.
It seems as though the string of reports that the band are on the verge of splitting pushed them over the edge, and they decided to make this seven-minute alternate-timeline epic.
Oh and if it’s still not sunk in:
That should curb the rumours for a while now, shouldn’t it?