It's not south, it's not Suffolk, it's not analogue, so it must be...North Norfolk Digital. That's right, Alan returns to continue his goal of "dumbing up" in episode eight of his hit show, Mid-Morning Matters.
The latest episode is, in Alan's words, "available to a potential audience of billions via the World Wide Web". The success of Partridge's return must be causing Fosters to feel as smug as a chat show host from Norwich who's just been given a second series, with Alan's brand of info-tainment seemingly as popular as ever.
Just two episodes in to this latest run of six, we're already fearing the end - we somehow coped for seven Alan-less years, we're not sure we could do it again.
Scroll down to see episode eight of Mid-Morning Matters.