A two-night stay on Darth Vader’s Endor Retreat? The positive reviews are strong with this one.
Keen to know what Boba Fett (username OriginalClone) made of his stay? Or what Wolverine thought of the price cuts on Asteroid M?
Perhaps you’re curious to learn about the quality of the house elf service at Lord Voldemort’s Villa, or starting to plan your first trip to Mordor (within convenient walking distance of the Shire!).
OK, so you can’t actually follow through and stay in any of these properties, but you can at least imagine what it might be like by reading these imagined TripAdvisor listings and reviews for some of film’s most famously inhospitable locations.