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If film characters used Trip Advisor

A two-night stay on Darth Vader’s Endor Retreat? The positive reviews are strong with this one.

Keen to know what Boba Fett (username OriginalClone) made of his stay? Or what Wolverine thought of the price cuts on Asteroid M?

Perhaps you’re curious to learn about the quality of the house elf service at Lord Voldemort’s Villa, or starting to plan your first trip to Mordor (within convenient walking distance of the Shire!).

OK, so you can’t actually follow through and stay in any of these properties, but you can at least imagine what it might be like by reading these imagined TripAdvisor listings and reviews for some of film’s most famously inhospitable locations.



Bill & Ted 3 is definitely happening and will be set in the UK


5 weird things that Brits abroad have asked the Foreign Office


You can now buy a private island for the same price as a London flat



Cinema hands out sick bags to people watching new cannibal horror film

It's got an 88% Rotten Tomatoes rating, too

by Matt Tate
23 Mar 2017

Ryan Gosling has finally revealed why he was laughing at the Oscars

He had the best reaction of the night

by Gary Ogden
23 Mar 2017

Watch the first five minutes of Ghost In The Shell now

Looks pretty decent tbf

by Gary Ogden
22 Mar 2017

You can now search for movies on Sky Q by yelling at your remote

"Luke, I'm your mum!"

by Gary Ogden
22 Mar 2017

Ridley Scott wants to make another four movies after 'Alien: Covenant'

We could be staring down the barrel of ten Alien movies

by Tom Mendelsohn
21 Mar 2017

'Rogue One: A Star Wars Story' ditched a much more hopeful ending

What could have been for Jyn and Cassian

by Matt Tate
21 Mar 2017

John Boyega and Mark Hamill are trolling Star Wars fans on Twitter


by Matt Tate
20 Mar 2017

Someone's remade 'John Wick' with Nerf guns and it's pretty great

He's deadly with the foam

by Gary Ogden
20 Mar 2017

Thandie Newton's daughter called Boris Johnson a "c**t" to his face

Ripley doesn't mince her words

by Emily Reynolds
20 Mar 2017

We fixed the British public's vote for the greatest movie soundtracks

How did they get this so badly wrong?

17 Mar 2017