In an alternate universe that we've literally just found out about, Star Wars is actually an 80s teen movie.
Designed by Deviant Art genius DenisM79, these sketches imagine Luke, Leia, Darth and the gang as characters in a Ferris Bueller-esque high school comedy.
Darth is a feared bully, Chewie is a lumbering stoner and Jabba is a janitor. Makes total sense to us.
You can see more of his rather brilliant work here.
Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia
Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi
Stormtroopers, Darth Vader and Boba Fett
Han Solo and Chewbacca
Lando Calrissian and Greedo
Palpatine, Jabba The Hutt and Grand Moff Tarkin